Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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