Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Randomize
