I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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