Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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