Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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