ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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