I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
We smell like vodka and hangover
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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