you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
