I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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