Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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