we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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