my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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