I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
that may or may not have been my penis.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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