remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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