i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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