ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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