Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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