you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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