he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
do nipples grow back?
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