I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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