where am i from again
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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