**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm bleeding and have questions
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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