On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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