I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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