This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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