what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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