I wannas sexs uuuuu
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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