what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Randomize
