It's Friday. Sex?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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