i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
The power of my boobs compel you
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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