Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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