Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I need to align my fucking chakras
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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