I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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