Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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