i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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