Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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