Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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