I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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