no, he came in my armpit
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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