I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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