bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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