tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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