maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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