No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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