Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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