i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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