Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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