i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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