Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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