Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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