question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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