girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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