I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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