so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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