I want to stick my p in your. b.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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