So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
