Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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