Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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