I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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