Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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